bedroom here. All you have to do is fly into Burbank Bob Hope Airport. Oh, wait, that doesn't exactly work, does it?

The reason for the mess may be this:

https://pix11.com/2019/06/15/flights-halted-from-newark-airport-after-airport-emergency/

Actually by my calculations it is 4 AM back there, so try to get some sleep and good luck getting out tomorrow morning. With a competent pilot.