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Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of
their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to
the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have
sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued,"For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice
soft sofa over there, but for $20.00, I'll take you back to my room,
light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever
had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and
holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"
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