YEARS AGO, A NEWPORT BEACH GOLF CLUB MY BROTHER IN LAW BELONGS TO THREW TIGER OUT AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY.

MANY YEARS AGO, BEFORE HE WAS SUPER FAMOUS, MY BUDDY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND SAW TIGER WOODS AT THE MGM IN LAS VEGAS. MY FRIEND SAID HELLO TO HIM AND ASKED IF HE COULD GET A QUICK PICTURE WITH HIM AND TIGER JUST IGNORED HIM, WHEN HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND ASKED HIM IF SHE COULD TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM HE WAS ALL OVER IT. HE WAS EVEN ASKING HER WHAT SHE HAD PLANNED THAT EVENING.

I’M SURE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER HIM IF MY BUDDY WASN’T THERE, THEY ARE LONG BROKEN UP NOW...