BY THE LOOKS OF IT, THAT BRANCH HAS BEEN A MATCH IN A FIREWORKS FACTORY FOR A WHILE NOW.

WITH THAT TEXAS WEATHER, YOU ARE LUCKY IT DIDN’T GIVE YOU A SUNROOF IN THE HOUSE.

MY MORON NEIGHBOR HAS A EUCALYPTUS TREE NEAR OUR FENCE LINE THAT HANGS OVER MY DRIVEWAY ABOUT 30 FEET. I ASKED HIM TO CUT IT DOWN LAST DECEMBER AND IT’S STILL THERE.

I’M GETTING MY TREE GUY IN A FEW WEEKS TO HACK IT DOWN AT THE FENCE.

OL’ MAN WINTER IS COMING....

NO LAS VEGAS KEYS FOR YOU FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS BUDDY....
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