"WOW, I just can't believe my eyes.
There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was wary and said:
"You're hallucinating. You've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman,
face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as earrings on!
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered,
yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
One said to the other,
"You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman.
It's been such a long, long time...
So... Do you think we should...
Well... You know... Screw her?"
"Out of WHAT?" asked the other lawyer.
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