ALOHA,

WERE STAYING AT THE GRAND HYATT ON POIPU.

THAT’S TRUE ABOUT THE WILD CHICKENS! I NEVER SEEN ANY OF THEM DEAD ON THE ROADS BACK THERE SO THEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

WE WON’T BE ONE OF THOSE HAOLE TOURISTS WHO SWIM OR HIKE IN A DANGEROUS AREA.

WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HAWAIIAN PEOPLE AND THE AMAZING CULTURE OF THE ISLANDS. IT REALLY IS PARADISE OUT THERE BUDDY! 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

WE LET HAYDEN PICK THE ISLAND SINCE IT’S HIS SPRING BREAK. HE DECIDED ON KAUAI INSTEAD OF THE BIG ISLAND LIKE LAST YEARS SPRING BREAK VACATION. KAUAI IS THE ONLY ISLAND WE HAVE NEVER VISITED SO WE ARE HAPPY WITH HIS SELECTION.

WE ALL REALLY LOVE THE MAUNA KEA ON THE BIG ISLAND SO IT’S HARD TO PASS IT UP.

AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THOSE DELICIOUS MALASADAS SOMEWHERE ON THE ISLAND I WILL SNIFF THEM OUT AND KILL OFF A BAG OR FIVE—I JUST NEED EXTRA SUGAR!