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GAULLLLY!
In Response To: Jim Nabors- Gomer Pyle ()

JIM NEIGHBOR WAS A LONG TIME RESIDENCE OF HONOLULU. HE OWNED A BEAUTIFUL HOME IN THE DIAMOND HEAD KAHALA AREA.
IN THE 80s, MY BEST FRIEND, MARK KAJIWARA, A CC>CC MEMBER WHO HAS SINCE PASS AWAY, WAS A HPD ROOKIE OFFICER. MARK GOT ME TO JOIN AND BECOME A CC>CC MEMBER.
ONE EVENING IN THE MID-80s, HE STOPPED JIM IN HIS YELLOW CORNICE ROLLSROYCE FOR SPEEDING.
MARK CHECKED HIS HPD CRUISER'S COMPUTER AND JIM'S NAME POPPED UP. MARK WAS GOING TO ISSUE HIM AN ALOHA FRIENDLY WARNING TO JIM.
BUT HAS HPD UNIFORMED DRESSED PATROL OFFICER MARK WALKED TO JIM'S CAR, BEFORE MARK COULD SPEAK,
JIM SAID TO OFFICER MARK, "HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO STOP ME. DO U KNOW WHO I AM?"
MARK WITH OUT SKIPPING A BEAT, SAID TO JIM...."DRIVER'S LICENSE, PROOF OF REGISTRATION AND CAR INSURANCE CARD."
MARK ISSUED HIM SEVERAL VIOLATION TICKETS!
MARK SAID, TOO BAD HE WAS NOT DUI!!
GOD REST BOTH THIER SOULS.
SINCERELY,
Q.KAMM
R-8447

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Jim Nabors- Gomer Pyle
Re: Jim Nabors- Gomer Pyle
WHAT A GOOD MAN....
No Cary, Jim Nabors was NOT a Club Member
I thought it was, "No Virgina..."
Re: I thought it was, "No Virgina..."
GAULLLLY!
Re: Shazaam!
WHAT A GOOD MAN....
Re: Jim Nabors- Gomer Pyle
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