LOGIC

Two Texas farmers, Fred and Pete, are sitting at their favorite bar
drinking beer.

Fred turns to Pete and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes."

Pete thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Fred
goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions who signs
him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Fred says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that
you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Fred shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Pete at the bar. He tells Pete about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Pete says, "What's that?"

Fred says, "Well, I'll give ya an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."