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Tuesday Humor, July 11th...

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From the files of the Revenoor. An oldie but very current...

This is the best Maxine analogy! Leave it to Maxine to come up with
a solution for the mess thatUS/Canada/UK/Germany/Australia/NZ are
now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
seed. Birds started building nests in the boards of the patio ceiling,
above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the sh*t. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
the table... 
everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They
would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them
out of my own pocket. 
And others birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of t
he day and night
and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. 



After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So
I took down the bird feeder.

And, in three days, the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and
took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. 

Soon, the
back yard was like it used to be... quiet, serene...and no one demanding
their rights to a free meal.



Now let's see... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free education to everyone. Even those without
citizenship. 

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly, our taxes went up to pay for free services; you have to wait
6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor. Your child's second
grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't
speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear
my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than
”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more
rights and free liberties.


Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down
the bird feeder.

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