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An oldie to be sure, but still a chuckle...

Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
that there was no after-life at all.

After a long and happy life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion... Marion..."

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and
then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm
sun and then have sex a couple of more times... then I have lunch
(you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After
supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late
at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day
it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in heaven?"

"No... I'm a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina."
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