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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest,
sent this adult fairy tale...

Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful
daughter.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would
melt, no matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone...

Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare to
marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the
King, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in
her hands, she will be cured."

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring
his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and
inherit the King's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are
the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.

But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.

He too, was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did
not melt!

The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily
ever after

Question: What was in the Prince's pants ?

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M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What
on earth were you thinking?

I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!
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