The Jerk off the desk, is the founder of the club, and was the president of the club for the first 10 + years. This gentleman was the first person to be given honorary life membership, and the first person inducted into the club hall of Fame
This jerk is held in high esteem by every member of this club, and I am proud to call him my friend.

If you don't want to play by the rules, then take your megabucks elsewhere.

The rules were set up for a reason.