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The Revenoor, from way out west, sent this one on the subject
of senior sex...

Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex.
I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate
love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex
I rubbed her body all over with butter. We made passionate love
and she screamed for 15 minutes."

The old Jewish man says, "Well last week my wife and I had sex
too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher
chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours."

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.

They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your
wife scream for 6 hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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