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The many roads of life and a few words of wisdom...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

SUCCESS

At age 4 success is ... Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is ... Having friends.
At age 17 success is ... Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is ... Having money.
At age 50 success is ... Having money.
At age 70 success is ... Having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is ... Having friends.
At age 80 success is ... Not piddling in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way...
But NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
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