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Lunch with the Pope

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the
Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's
hat off, right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just
floated in place.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat
to go get it,when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys,
I’ll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water
to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the
yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage
were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

all But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
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