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Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides that she
must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience.

Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush
green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and
she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.

Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed - except this time
her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able
to hang on.

The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds
herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from
the ground... catastrophe seconds away.

She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden...

Frank, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.
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