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Another classic...

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a
small sandal shop.

From the inside they head a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners may
come in. Come in my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think
you may be interested in. They will make you wild at sex like a great
desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex hero he thinks he is.

The husband asked, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you see for yourself?"

Well, the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded
to try them on. As soon as he slipped then onto this feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in years - raw
sexual power.

In a blink of an eye the husband rushed to the Pakistani man, threw
him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants.

All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE
WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
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