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GROANERS

Some of the best or worst, depending on opinion...

• Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
• A good pun is its own reword.
• Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
• If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
• Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.
• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
• My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
• Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
• I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
• I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
• If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
• Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Adolescence - when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
• Banning the bra was a big flop.
• Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
• Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
• She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
• Without geometry, life is pointless.
• Dreaming in color is no big deal. It's just a pigment of your imagination.
• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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