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It was visitor's day at the mental asylum....

All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing Ave Maria
and singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand, while
tapping it rhythmically with a pencil using the other hand.

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then
approached the choir director.

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best
choirs I have ever heard."

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the director.

"You should take them on tour!" said the visitor. "What are
they called?"

"Surely that must be obvious," replied the director....."They are
the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
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