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Il Conferenziere, a somewhat bookish gentleman who lives a bit northwest,
sent this classic in time for Easter...

A guy was flying along a country road in his Alfa Romeo,when suddenly a
huge white rabbit carrying a big basked filled with colored eggs hopped out
directly in front of him.

Unable to stop he hit the bunny knocking him into the ditch & spilling out
all of the eggs. The man got out of his car, ran over, looked at the dead
rabbit and broke down sobbing.

A woman drove up; got out; came over and said to him, "What's the matter?"

"Oh oh," he sobbed, "i've just killed the Easter Bunny."

"Well," said the woman, "Let me see what I can do" and she reached into
her very large purse (women always carry very large purses), pulled out a
small vial and poured a few drops on the rabbit. Immediately, the bunny
jumped up, picked up his basket, put back the eggs, turned around, waved,
and hopped away; then turned back; waived and hopped away; it kept
doing that until it reached the top of a hill, when it made one last turn,
waved and hopped away over the hill.

The man looked at the woman and said, "My god, what was in that bottle?"

The woman replied, "Oh just 'hare' restorer with some permanent wave."
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