.
.
Another classic from the files of the discerning and astute
Revenoor from way out west...

The Toilet Seat -- If this doesn't get a laugh out of you nothing will!

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the
wooden seat on our toilet. Finally I got around to doing it while Julie
was out shopping. After finishing I left to take care of another matter
before she returned.

She came home and prepared to take a shower. Before getting
in the shower she got undressed and then sat on the toilet. As
she tried to stand up she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy
paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time I got home and realized her predicament. We
both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,
in desperation I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet
around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how
o free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually I've seen lots of them... I just never
saw one mounted and framed."
.

.
.