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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open
a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's
clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to
get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh ! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That
will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money. "Doctor, I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't... That's gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see
anything!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's
your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That
will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean
that you can outsmart an "old Geezer."

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being
old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

ENJOY YOUR DAY!
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