I � met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+
� year-old.
In � fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she �
probably had a really hot daughter.
�
We � drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's �
Double?

'What's � that?' I asked

'It's � a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As � my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter �
might look like,
�
I � said, 'No, I haven't.' �

We � drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky �
night.'

We � went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and �
shouted upstairs:
�
'Mom...you � still awake?' �