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Dragnet, a most perspicacious gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one...

Are you a Seenager?

I just discovered my age group!

I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have an ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like
the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

They aren't scared of anything. They have been blessed to live this
long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good! If you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts
pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and
when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people
do more exercise.

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this. I have more
friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
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