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From the files of the perspicacious Dragnet, a classic that's still
worth a chuckle...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,"Business trip or
pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"

”Lecturer," she responded. “I use information that I have learned
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "One popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."

Pausing, she continued, "Another popular myth is that Frenchmen
are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who
are the best. And lastly, I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but all of my friends call
me Bubba."
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