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An oldie, from the files of the Revenoor...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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