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This one was sent to me by both Abie and Dragnet...

The Magic Green Hat

Visiting in southwestern USA, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and
left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at
least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of
any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But... don't try it at McDonald's…. The whole crew ran out the back
door and I never did get my order!

Here's the hat:

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