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An oldie, for sure - but still worth a chuckle...

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.

He tells them: "Sisters, you've all led such exemplary lives
that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth
and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna."

And *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pippalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pippalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name
just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands
it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says, "No, sister. The paper says
it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in six
months."

(If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!)
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