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Things We Learn From The Movies

-- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are
visiting.

-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.

-- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know
all the steps.

-- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.

-- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you
one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have
knocked out their predecessors.

-- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be
surprisingly good looking.

-- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always,
eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds
and gruff affection.

-- All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

-- Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

-- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel
to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

-- Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

-- A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough
to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.

-- If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.

-- If you stick your head out of cover during a gun fight, it will never
be hit, especially if you look backwards to hold a conversation with
someone behind you.

-- Nearly everyone speaks English, no matter where they are from.
Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact they have never been
to Earth, seen an Earthling, or even heard of Earth or Earthlings.

-- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to
each other.

-- There will always be a doctor in a plane or building with the right
medical supplies.

-- No matter how dead you think you’ve killed a bad guy, he can
still get up at least three more times.

-- No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and
enhanced to show the finest detail.
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And with Easter approaching, I thought eggs would be appropriated...


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