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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor, February 22nd...

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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one saying it might bring a tear to your eye...

A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened
to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to
her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap," thought the father, "this kid is somehow in contact
with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad
heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and
got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous
as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if
he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in
the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he
stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of
relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so
late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe
what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead
in the middle of my lesson!"

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