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Twelve monks were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up completely naked, in a garden while
a naked model danced before them.

Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not
reached a state of purity.

The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final
monk.

As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground.

Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, when suddenly all the other
bells went off.
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