HUSBANDS & WIVES Way too too funny especially � the last one...

AVOCADOS|

A � wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy � one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short � time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. � The �
wife
asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, � "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back � to read it again! � Men will
get it the first time.

My work � is done here.

WATER IN THE CARBURETOR...

WIFE: � "There is trouble with the car. � It has water in the � carburetor."

HUSBAND: � "Water in the carburetor? � That's � ridiculous "

WIFE: � "I tell you the car has water in the � carburetor."

HUSBAND: � "You don't even know what a carburetor � is. � I'll check it out.

Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the � pool."

STATISTIC|

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , � PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN
RECENT YEARS.

25% of the � women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's � scary. � It means 75% are running around untreated...

THE � PHONE|

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife � something nice for
their
first wedding anniversary. � So he decided � to buy her a cell phone. � He
showed her the phone and explained to � her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and � simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. � Her phone rang and, to her astonishment,
it
was her husband on the � other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new � phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! � It's so small and your � voice is clear as a
bell, but there's one thing I don't understand � though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How � did you know I was at Wall-Mart?"

HE MUST PAY...

Husband � and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought
with � me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he � must pay for his mistake. � I am coming to live
with � you.

TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE...

From � Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would � be
found in all corners of the earth."

Then he made the earth � round... and He laughed and laughed and � laughed!