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One man's view of Facebook. Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh
AND really quite true! A good chuckle for people in the over 70 group, or
even the 60-ish crowd.!

Why, After 70 years, I DON'T BELONG ON FACEBOOK!
Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)

When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran
with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,
pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter.

I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their
spouses, my 13 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with
me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as
Twitter with only 140 characters of space.

My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything
except the bowel movements of the entire next generation.

I am not ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my
golf bag.

The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost
every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that
in a box under my tool bench with the Bluetooth [it's red] phone that I am
supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at
Barnes & Noble talking to my wife and everyone in the nearest 50 yards
was glaring at me. I had to take my hearing aid out to use it, and I got a
little loud.

I mean, the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside
that gadget was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long
time.

Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-u-lating.” You would
think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She
would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next
light. Then, if I made a right turn instead.

Well, it was not a good relationship...

When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross
streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS
lady, at least she loves me.

To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones
in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how
I lose three phones all at once and have to run around digging under the chair
cushions, checking bathrooms, and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings.

The world is just getting too complex for me.

They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they
could settle on something themselves, but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" Every
time I check out, just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable
bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them with me.

Now I toss it back to them.

When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am
bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, No, but I do fart a lot."

P.S. I know some of you are not over 70. I sent it to you to allow you to forward
it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could handle it...

We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage
door remote are about all we can handle.