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From the files of the discerning and astute Revenoor, on the subject of
attending church in Chicago...

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a
nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know
why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord
Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and His Son,
Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold… My Car Was Gone!

Amen!
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