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Pope Francis and Hilary Clinton

Hillary Clinton and Pope Francis are sharing a huge stage at a gathering
in New York, where thousands of people have come to see them speak.

The Pope leans in to Hillary and says, “Did you know that with just one
wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd ecstatic with joy?
The joy will not be temporary, but instead will go deep into their hearts
and be remembered for the rest of their lives.”

Hillary, looking at the Pope with skepticism, says “If you can really do
that, then show me.”

The Pope reaches out and backhands Hillary, knocking her off the stage.

The crowd roars while the Pope looks down at Hillary and says, “I told
you I could do it!”
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