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Hillary got out of her limo and saw a small action happening on the
corner. She walked down to find 7 or 8 pre-teen boys in a group.

She says, "What's going on?".

The first little boy says, "We found this dog and we all want to take
him home. We are having a contest to see who can tell the biggest
lie and the winner will get the dog."

Hillary is stunned. She says, "Lying is really bad. I started telling
the truth as a child. It has served me very well. Sometimes I would
be tempted to lie to put myself in a better position, but telling the
truth always turned out to work better."

The first little boy said: "OK, give her the freakin' dog!"
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