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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one about an incident at Wal-Mart...

A boy was crying in a Toronto Wal-Mart, and told a security officer that
he had lost his mom.

"What does she look like?" asked the security guy.

"I don't know" sobbed the boy.

A moment later his mother came down the aisle, pushing a shopping cart ...

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