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Growing Older - In Words and Pictures

Getting older has some fun moments:

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner … Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big,
round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a
pizza ... I ate a pizza …

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

I don't mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and
20 minutes...

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than men who mention it ...

Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...

Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out
they closed school? Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented …
I forgot where I was going with this ...

I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget
five others ...

A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money …
so I woke up and searched with him ...

I think I'll just put an Out of Order sticker on my forehead and call it a day ...

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.




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