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From the files of the truly perceptive Huck Finn, of Upper Midwest fame,
on the subject of a blonde...

A blonde female motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

He walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," she replied, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken
to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to
keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo
for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.”

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

The two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's
SUV. They were carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking
down the street holding hands with the two chimps very much to the
amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded; "I gave you $100 to take these
monkeys to the zoo!"

"Yes, I know you did," replied the blonde; "but we had money left over so
now we're going to Sea World."
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