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From the files of the sagacious El Lobo Reservado, on the subject
of senior citizens...

Senior moments of inspiration!

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go.

2. Ate salad for dinner ...mostly croutons & tomatoes ... really just
one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... and cheese...
FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza!

3. How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet food in 3
hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young,
I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero
out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or
talented ... I forgot where I was going with this.

11. I love being over 50 ... I learn something new every day ... and
forget 5 others.

12. A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching
for money ... so I woke up and searched with him.

13. My dentist told me I need a Crown ... I said, "You bet, pour mine
over the rocks."

14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead
and call it a day.

PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 was Daylight Savings Time ... hope you
didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday
night!

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
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