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Beef, a witty gentleman whose personality could only be termed as electrifying,
sent this one on the subject of wisdom...

Points of Wisdom!

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe before you start looking like an escaped mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure he was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
175 lbs I've gained since then.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just
give you a bra and say, Here, fill this out?

The speed with which a woman says nothing, when asked What's wrong? is
inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, If it's your birthday, the meal is on us. If you're in Denny's
and it's your birthday - your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas,
a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting
news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's
clothing line named, Sag Harbor.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their
noses?

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet is because nobody was married.
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass,
Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single. The only married
person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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