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An oldie, but still worth another chuckle or so...

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years ...

Dear Abby;
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed
in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies ..

I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his
granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes
fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive champagne day and night.

We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I'm a
lesbian and my varicose veins and big bottom turn him off!

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?

Your advice would be appreciated ...

[signed]
Mad as Hell

Dear Mad as Hell
You don't have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you
pack your bags and move out ASAP.

Don't resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember...... you are running for the office of President of the United States,
so try acting like it!

[signed]
Abby
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