11:15 AM
Free Lunch, Medical Marijuana, and FREE Bus Ride to the Convention.
Forms Distributed for Food Stamp Enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a REAL job,
and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by REVS. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation toArmy Deserter Bo Bergdahl
for serving with Honor and Distinction
Presenter: National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
Autograph Session
Souvenir Photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea Dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
General Vote on praising Baltimore and Ferguson Rioters, and on
using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM
Breakout Session with Bill Clinton
for Women on Avoiding the Upcoming Draft and Recognizing
Sexual Predators in Unisex Bathrooms

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General Vote on Re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
Guest Speaker: Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
Still Incarcerated at GITMO
Presenter: Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Private Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Presenter: Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While
Serving in Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton