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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest, sent this one...

On the first day at the new senior complex, the manager addressed all the new
seniors pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male
dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20
the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined
$60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Does anyone have
any questions?"

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired: "How much
for a season pass?”
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