Can't let April 1 go by without some sort of gag, so . . . here's a poker-chip sized cardboard gift certificate for Ten Cents from the AAFES, The Army Air Force & Extraterrestrials Service. I believe it genuine but it can only be redeemed by an active serviceman or Federal Agent authorized to purchase at the various AAFES stores on military bases. Offered as a collectible only. But if those space aliens DID play poker in the back rooms there, it would be with these, I am sure.

Email me with your best offer, starting my request at just 59 cents - that includes the 49¢ postage cost to mail it to you. Highest bid within 24 hours of this date gets the "chip." Design is different on either side, just like with any decent casino chip.