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One of my favorites, I've posted this one every April Fools' Day since 2010.
I guess this qualifies as an April Fools' Tradition...

Courtroom Dialog

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 85 years old..

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened on
the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Harold died
some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't
felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and told him: Take me, young man. Take me now!

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! The little shlt just yelled, April Fools! And
that's when I shot him - the little basterd!
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