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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this
collection of vignettes...

Wife : Shall I prepare curry or soup today?

Husband : First make it, we will name it later

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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife.
Please allow me to complete my sentence before
you start guessing and suggesting.

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A married man's prayer :

Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife ... Its been years now, just reminding You.

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at
5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend
just sits and listens in.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the whole house is a mess,
the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him
home?"

Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"

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Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ?

Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant As the food was
served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife : Honey ... you say prayer before eating at home

Husband : That's at home, Sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.

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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

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Honorable Mention, Best Sign :

Encyclopedia set for sale.
45 volumes. No longer needed.
Got married. Wife knows everything!

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