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The perspicacious Dragnet sent this one about a primary school field trip.
An oldie, but worth reading again...

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers
went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses,
but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began
hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their privates to direct the
flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but
notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the
4th grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I do
appreciate your help."
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