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My Brother Dan being the hypochondriac that he is, was on his deathbed at
Mass. General Hospital and thinks his end is near. His nurse, his girlfriend
and all his nieces and nephews are gathered around the bedside just to
humor Uncle Dan.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
record his last wishes and when all is ready he begins to speak:

To my nephew, Chris, I want you to take the Back Bay houses.
To my niece, Kim, you take the apartments over on Mass. Ave.
To my nephew, Billy, I want you to take the offices over by the City Center.
To, my dear girlfriend and life partner, please take all the residential buildings
on the banks of the Charles River.

The nurse was blown away as she did not realize Dan’s extensive holdings
and as Dan slips away (Really just falling asleep).

The nurse says, "Wow, your boyfriend must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated all this property."

Dan’s girlfriend replies; "The shlthead only had a paper route - he delivers the
Boston Globe.”
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