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From the files of the somewhat shy and retiring Abie, on the subject of a trip
to the cinema...

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent, "We cannot allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then
he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.

The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and so he could
see and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge,

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He undid his pants and he has his privates out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age, we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so too," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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